Death on Wheels
Dec. 8th, 2010 03:50 am Oh Dark Mother of Death,
Give me the strength to pull off sick air
While striking down these unseemly bastards
Let my ride gather speed and go exponential
In the name of unholy boredom!
So goes the opeing poem on the loading screen for Victorian BMX: Death on Wheels, a sweet little game I discovered on AdultSwim.com. In this game, Death rides a bicycle up and down hills and ramps, killing, birds, bats, men on penny farthings, women pushing prams and anything else that he touches. He does this while pulling off big air, doing flips, collecting skulls and trying to grab Queen Victoria's head. (Which makes her scream. XD)
The game can become a teeth grinder in later levels, but all in all it's a good way to waste an hour or so here and there. I mean, who doesn't want to be Death on Wheels?



