When Castlevania fans have too much time on their hands...

.. demotivational posters get made. XD

The story is that my pal LateNiteSlacker and I were playing Castlevania: Harmony of Despair (That game needs more Belmonts. Trevor or Juste would be nice.) over PSN a while back, and we were on the first map on hard mode. She was playing as Richter, while I was playing as Soma.

Some info here:
Richter is the ONLY character with a running animation; everyone else is walking.
On this day, Richter was wearing shoes that allowed him to move at twice the normal speed, while Soma wasn't.
The result of this was that I was getting left in the dust on a map where getting left behind would see me slaughtered.

I called out to Slacker to ask her to wait up and she responded with: "Richter doesn't give a shit. He always charges ahead!"

(She also says that he's the "special" Belmont, but more on that some other time. XD)

So the whole Richter as the Honey Badger joke was born then, and after that, whenever he forged ahead of the pack or did something crazy, one of us would comment on how he "Just doesn't give a shit."

So here is the joke in poster form, at the same spot in the same map where it was made to begin with.



Just once I wish they would use his sprite from the Dracula X Chronicles. It looks so much more awesome.

Blood Is Chapter 5

Title: Blood Is
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Do I really have to mention that I don't own Castlevania? If I did, we would have gotten to see Julius curbstomp Dracula, the storyline would have been neatened up a bit, and Dracula and Alucard would have just HUGGED already after the reveal in Lords of Shadow 2.
Summary: Lords of Shadow Continuity: AU to Mirror of Fate and Lords of Shadow 2: Trevor wasn't the only one that had the truth of his parentage kept from him by the Brotherhood.

( Here! )