eiahmon | Cliche List - General Jrock

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General Jrock (works in any Jrock fandom)

1. It is perfectly normal to rape one's band member and still have a healthy, working relationship with them.

2. Despite their busy schedules full of photoshoots, touring, recording, and interviews, the band members will have loads of time off.

3. Before two guys can hook up, they must first have a barrel full of misunderstanding and enough angst to drive an entire country to suicide.

4. If one of the guys hooks up with a woman, she will always be out for his money and fame.

5. Heterosexual relationships never last, and usually end when the band member in question realizes a) that she's a leech (See General Cliche # 4) or b) he really loves one of his bandmates.

6. A man on the receiving end of anal sex is not capable of orgasm unless his partner jerks him off at the same time.

7. Love happens overnight.