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Subreality Cafe: The Players
For those not in the know - and for those who are as well XD - here are the characters (so far) in Subreality Cafe. More will be added as the story progresses.
Hector - A Devil Forgemaster that used to work under Dracula, but after several years of being whistled at with the occasional ass grab from his sex starved comrades, he deserted, and he is now semi, sorta happily married. When not being shamefully abused in fanfics, he spends his time at Subreality Cafe, getting drunk on Bloody Marys and trying not to get found by his nagging wife or his ass grabbing former military buddies.
Joachim - A young vampire that rebelled against his elders and got a whole bucket full of whoop ass dumped on his head for it, Joachim spends his days at Subreality Cafe, nursing Vampires (A Bloody Mary so strong, it bites back.) and scheming elaborate, hopelessly complicated schemes to get back at those that wronged him. He is aware of Walter's attraction towards him, but he ignores it, prefering instead to stare at Leon's cute little ass whenever the blond isn't looking.
Leon - An excommunicated former knight and former bartender at Subreality Cafe, Leon was dumped by his fiance because she couldn't stomach his love of chips, dips, chains, and whips in bed. Since then he spends his days ignroing Joachim's ass staring and making bets with Hector on how long it will take before Walter a) flips his lid and shoves Hector head first in the blender and b) gets the nerve to pounce on Joachim. He has been known to sing lines from Devo's "Whip It" at random moments.
Walter - The self proclaimed "Master of the Eternal Night", Walter is quickly roped into becoming the new bartender after Leon leaves to go play in a fanfic. A lover of good beer, Walter detests mixed drinks and has fantasies of shoving Hector's head in a blender of full of Bloody Mary mix. He also has a thing for Joachim, must to Joachim's annoyance.
Hector - A Devil Forgemaster that used to work under Dracula, but after several years of being whistled at with the occasional ass grab from his sex starved comrades, he deserted, and he is now semi, sorta happily married. When not being shamefully abused in fanfics, he spends his time at Subreality Cafe, getting drunk on Bloody Marys and trying not to get found by his nagging wife or his ass grabbing former military buddies. 
Joachim - A young vampire that rebelled against his elders and got a whole bucket full of whoop ass dumped on his head for it, Joachim spends his days at Subreality Cafe, nursing Vampires (A Bloody Mary so strong, it bites back.) and scheming elaborate, hopelessly complicated schemes to get back at those that wronged him. He is aware of Walter's attraction towards him, but he ignores it, prefering instead to stare at Leon's cute little ass whenever the blond isn't looking. 
Leon - An excommunicated former knight and former bartender at Subreality Cafe, Leon was dumped by his fiance because she couldn't stomach his love of chips, dips, chains, and whips in bed. Since then he spends his days ignroing Joachim's ass staring and making bets with Hector on how long it will take before Walter a) flips his lid and shoves Hector head first in the blender and b) gets the nerve to pounce on Joachim. He has been known to sing lines from Devo's "Whip It" at random moments. 
Walter - The self proclaimed "Master of the Eternal Night", Walter is quickly roped into becoming the new bartender after Leon leaves to go play in a fanfic. A lover of good beer, Walter detests mixed drinks and has fantasies of shoving Hector's head in a blender of full of Bloody Mary mix. He also has a thing for Joachim, must to Joachim's annoyance.