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Rules for Living In a Haunted House
After years of living in various haunted houses, and after watching nearly all the episodes of "A Haunting", here's a little list to go by if you ever find yourself in that position. XD
1. Never challenge them. It only pisses them off.
2. Blessing the house never works, and at most it will only make things worse.
3. Ouija boards are never a good idea.
4. Whatever you hear, it probably isn’t your water pipes.
5. You aren’t losing you mind.
6. You aren’t imagining it.
7. Never go off alone.
8. If you hear your name being called, don’t get up to answer.
9. If it attacks you, it’s time to leave. No ifs, ands, or buts.
10. If you’ve already seen something, don’t automatically assume that your children are imagining or dreaming if they see something.
11.If you hear something in the basement while the light is out, don't go down there! Not even with a flashlight.*
12. If the visiting psychic tells you that if you leave it alone, it'll leave you alone, don't promptly accept the offer of the neighborhood spiritualist to cleanse the house. You will regret it.
*Thanks to jik_kuri for # 11! :)
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Rules for Living In a Haunting House
1. Never challenge them. It only pisses them off.
2. Blessing the house never works, and at most it will only make things worse.
3. Ouija boards are never a good idea.
4. Whatever you hear, it probably isn’t your water pipes.
5. You aren’t losing you mind.
6. You aren’t imagining it.
7. Never go off alone.
8. If you hear your name being called, don’t get up to answer.
9. If it attacks you, it’s time to leave. No ifs, ands, or buts.
10. If you’ve already seen something, don’t automatically assume that your children are imagining or dreaming if they see something.
11.If you hear something in the basement while the light is out, don't go down there! Not even with a flashlight.*
12. If the visiting psychic tells you that if you leave it alone, it'll leave you alone, don't promptly accept the offer of the neighborhood spiritualist to cleanse the house. You will regret it.
*Thanks to jik_kuri for # 11! :)
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