Rating - PG-13
Summary - Poor Edward Gracey gets his home invaded by fangirls and bad actors among other things. What’s a dead man to do?
Disclaimer - Look, I don’t own Haunted Mansion. If I did, it would have been done in a much better way and Nathaniel Parker as Edward Gracey would have gotten much more screen time.
A/N - Okay, let me explain this. The Haunted Mansion Movie fanfic community is tiny. I've encountered six fanfics aside from my own, and those six all have one thing in common: Elizabeth/ Sara is replaced by a OFC, whose sole function is to get into Edward's pants. When I said as much to Jikkuri, her response was something along the lines of "A bunch of women running around his house, wearing his pants." and that single line spawned this parody. Thanks Jik. :)
A/N 2 - The thong was Jik's idea. Seriously, it was.
A/N 3 - So was the parrot. XD
A/N 4 - Oh to hell with it. Since Jik gave me so many ideas for this damn thing, I'm just going to say she was co-author and be done with it. XD
( Poor Master Gracey )